How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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